i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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