Sponge bath it is.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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