I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
