I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
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