So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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