it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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