dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
Randomize
