What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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