She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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