Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
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