Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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