I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
True but thats because hes a fetus.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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