haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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