Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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