Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
either way he was missing a nipple.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
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