If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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