Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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