But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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