Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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