I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I have feelings that need drinking.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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