TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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