Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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