It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
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