dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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