Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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