She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
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