even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Shame - the story of my life.
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