Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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