elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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