i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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