He asked me if I "almost moaned"
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
