That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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