i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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