Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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