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At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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