who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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