Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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