The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
His hands were made for my vagina.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
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