I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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