so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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