he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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