Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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