Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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