We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
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