i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
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