I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
