After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Randomize
