I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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