bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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