That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
We left an ass print on the piano.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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