dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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